GRAVEYARD SAVINGS: While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It Sucks.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
a lumberjack goes to a person ́s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? LEAF me alone
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
