Laundromat jokes

Mom

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What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

The washer doesn't take loads for free.

Thief

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So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

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  • Man

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    Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.

    They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.

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