Laundromat jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

The washer doesn't take loads for free.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.

They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.