Laundromat jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

The washer doesn't take loads for free.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.

Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?

Because they always come out clean.