Laughing stock jokes
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...