Laughing stock jokes
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.