Latin America jokes

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.

What is black and white?

Probably Mexican history.

Why did the tamale go to the hospital?

because estava malito :)

How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

Cross-country.

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.

What's a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands.