Latin America jokes
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.