Laser tag jokes

A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

Steps to win a Nerf war:

Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.

Step 2. Load hollow points.

Step 3. Win!

Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!