Laser tag jokes

A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."