Laser

Laser memes

Gender

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

Jokes

Gun

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

Police Officer

A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"

Jew

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.

Laser jokes