How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
i was playing laser tag with my ex, but i (wink) didn't realize i had a real gun
I just went to India and thought why do they have so many sniper hitmen turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser
A police officer came up to me and said just why why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies? My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence)
My mom told me to help her with the laser but it was opposite day so I pushed her down. She said help so I kick her
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
