How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Laser Jokes
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.