Lantern jokes
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
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Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"