Lantern jokes

What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?

A Jacko Lantern!

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?

They can both carve a new emotion.

Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.

A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.

Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"

Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

What do you call a candle in armor?

A knight light.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.