Lantern jokes

Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.

A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.

Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"

Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?

A Jacko Lantern!

FIERY LOS

Lachlan

Lachlan's life.

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?

They can both carve a new emotion.