What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!" Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
