Landing Strip jokes
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.