Ladin jokes
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
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What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
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If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
bradley