Ladin jokes

Bully: Ur Gay.

Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.

Bully: *runs away and hears crash*

What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?

Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

BLM.

Biden Loves Bisexuality.

My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.

He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."

What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?

It’s the premium version of gay.