Lab Coat jokes
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn鈥檛 spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
