KS jokes

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression f**ks you harder.

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?

R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.