Knuckles jokes

How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.

What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...

Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A father and a son were painting pictures together. The son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T, and the son said, "What happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle. The father replied with, "You know what happened, you were there." The son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings. They're exactly the same.

The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.

"Knuckle babies" don't eat.

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Susie.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.