he entered (kinder garten) class the {teacher said luce start for us and say the alphabet) he said a b c d e f g H I J K* just kidding lmno* laugh my nose off (teacher go to the Office right now young man ) i don't understand he just said jokes to the teacher lmao :D
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman
Kinder egg surprise
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
Alle Kinder heißen Rune außer einer Pussy
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
