Kinder jokes

Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?

Mike said: I don’t know, what?

Jon said: Kinder surprise.

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?

"Kinder Egg surprise."

What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?

A Kinder Surprise.

Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.

What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?

Kinder

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".

Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.