Kimono jokes
How do you get a Japanese fanclub? Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Daikon legs.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.