Kicked Out jokes

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.

One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."

The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."

The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"

What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.

I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.