Kick Off jokes

Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.

Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?

She was standing way too close to the dancers.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.

I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.

Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?

He would never make it home base.

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.