How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
what did the pot say to the kettle? to lick the S### spoon
