Keshawn jokes
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.
My life.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.