Kd jokes

Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.

"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?

Kinder

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

Kid: What is between mom's legs?

Dad: Paradise.

Kid: What's between your legs?

Dad: The key to paradise.

Kid: Well, you better change the lock, the neighbor has the key to.