Kd jokes
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
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"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
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What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.