K/D jokes
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
Ad
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
Ad
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.