K/D jokes

Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.

"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

What's long and black? The line at KFC.

What's the darkest point in the universe?

The inside of a KFC.

Buy KFC or else.

Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?

Because they can’t see their parents.

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.