Jose memes

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

Answer: A math problem.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jose and Hose B.