Jose jokes

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jose and Hose B.

They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.

The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.

If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

Answer: A math problem.

No way, Jose!