self-destructive behavior jokes

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.

I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.

My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.

I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.

I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.

I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...