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Depressed and Looking for a Date

    • I am so depressed. Text "me" if you wanna date me. After school, I'm gonna do a face reveal.

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    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about self-deprecation and being super honest about feeling down. The person's saying they're depressed and then kinda jokingly asking for a date. Get it? It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and a little sad at the same time, kinda like your dating record, ya dig?

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    • Comments (22)

    • i'll have to do it in a little bit.

    can't rn..... i'm in history class.

    I kinda like depresso espresso…….

    But I don’t think she likes me back……..

    AY DEPRESSO IS MY GIRl bITCH FUCK OFF

    LIKE HOLY SHIT

    Kai, just go get fucked or something.

    i didn't even touch your girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    REALLY? THEN WHAt THE FUCk Is THIS

    Analog Snapping Turtle

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