Domestic labor jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.

What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?

Kick her.

Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

How do you tell when your wife is dead?

The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?

You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.

So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.

Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.

Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.

They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.