Domestic Labor Jokes

Dishwasher

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Kitchen

Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.

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  • Wife

    Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.

    Wife

    How do you tell when your wife is dead?

    The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.

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  • Dishwasher

    What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?

    You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.