Domestic labor jokes
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
How do you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
History is mostly just a list of things men did while women were busy making sure they didn't die of scurvy.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked, "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maid: "No, the gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
Women need to be in the kitchen.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.