Domestic labor jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.

Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

How do you tell when your wife is dead?

The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?

You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.