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An Evening With Gwen

Addie, do you wanna come over to my place tonight? We will have a great time! I even made an itinerary of what we could do!

2pm: Knock knock jokes

3pm: Get on this site and furiously go into the comment section of an actual funny joke and spend 1 hour typing 1 paragraph about how meanie weenie it is.

4pm: Knock knock jokes

5pm: Riddles

6pm: Knock knock jokes

7pm: Knock knock jokes

8pm (my favorite): Nappy nap time!

Then we can rest and be good little mittens and go to sleep at 8 fricking (mama says the f word is a nono word) pm like basic female dog bunts (the c-u-n-t word is also a nono word so I used bunts đŸ€Ș) and I’ll announce that 6th grade sucks even though I know it’s literally the easiest thing ever and I won’t make pre-algebra in 7th grade because I’ll be held back like the stupid basic female dog bunt đŸ€Ș I am. So wanna come over for knock knock jokes?

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Listen up, buttercup! This "Gwen" character is laying out her evening plans for her pal "Addie", but here's the kicker – it's all a big ol' self-own. She's admitting she's gonna whine about 6th grade (even though it's a piece of cake) and that she's probably gonna flunk out and get left behind. It's like she's saying, "Hey, wanna come over and watch me fail at life?" but with knock-knock jokes sprinkled in. You're so slow, you thought a quarterback was a refund.

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Gwen invite me too! I love telling knock knock jokes for 4 hours because actual funny jokes are meenster weenster level of nono words

Okay, laughing out loud đŸ€ȘđŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚

Ayo Gwen did you say, “ cum over to my house” đŸ€šđŸ“ž

It was a typo you sick fuck fÀggot

Sowwy i didn’t mean to say mamas nono words will you pwease forgive me👉👈đŸ„ș

Thank you watersharky I did say it was a typođŸ€—spaghetti is just stupid and dumb and doesn’t like my world famous knock knock jokes

You said it was a so called “typo” even though ome is come is no where near um in cum on the QWERTY keyboard, you also called me dumb saying it was a typo, after I typed my comment

So how could you have told me it was a typo if I already typed my comment before it???

Ya you dummy tummy we smart wright and you are hard wrong stupid nono word saying female dog buntđŸ€Ș

Ya! BuntđŸ€Ș

My name is always lower cased and i would never say something like that neither would Gwen. Don't be the imposter of me not cool... Thanks watersharky

And here I thought you left this site


Yet I don’t know who the Gwen was

Kinda funny tho

Acts just like the real thing

Oh and as for the spaghetti guy, idk who he is

I’m the real Gwen you stupid mamas nono word saying female dog buntđŸ€Ș

Gotta admit, watersharky, it was pretty spot accurate as to how you, Gwen, and addy speak

Can’t take an offensive joke

Too much to handle?

Can you all stop? Spreading hate and being mean like cmon guys, this is a JOKE site for crying out loud. Tell JOKES not hate and lies and making fun of my friends

I did, did you get it?

Oh wait sorry I forgot, you can’t take an offensive joke

Excuse me?

Why do so many people like to steal my name on here and say inappropriate things?

@Addison Banks is not me. I always put my age near my name, that's how you know. COOL!!!

Well at least the fake Addison Banks was being kind and trying to stop akeld

This buntđŸ€Ș is obviously a fake!! Mama would never put up with you!!!!’ I can’t people would try and fake being me

Diese Website, ich schwöre ... Sie sind alle schwule FĂ€ggots. Verdammt noch mal, nimm dir ein Leben und hör auf, Leute runterzuziehen, weil du ihren Witz nicht lustig fandest. Erraten Sie, was? Die Leute interessieren sich nicht fĂŒr deine Meinung und sagen schlechte Dinge ĂŒber dich, weil es urkomisch ist, es dir anzusehen. Wenn Sie mit schwarzem Humor nicht umgehen können, dann gehen Sie. Guter Gott

This is America, we speak English!! God people think I know Italian!! NOT COOL!!

Es ist eine verdammte Website im WORLD WIDE WEB, was bedeutet, dass jeder ĂŒberall auf der Welt sie benutzen kann! Ich bin nicht einmal Amerikaner und ich weiß, dass die HĂ€lfte von Ihnen kein Englisch spricht! Auch Deutsche sehen ĂŒberhaupt nicht wie Italiener aus, als wir das letzte Mal mit ihnen zusammen waren, haben wir einen Weltkrieg verloren. Schmutzige Amerikaner

Gwen pegs Xzavier

You thought I left the site you were right but I come on the site ones every 1 month

Everyone in this chat chain is on crack. cept who ever was the dude being a dick, he's just a moron

I strongly despise the coloured