Amateur jokes

NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.

What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?

The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."

I like my coffee like my women.

Amateur.

Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.

I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.

I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

I miss playing baseball.

If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.