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An Evening With Gwen

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    • Addie, do you wanna come over to my place tonight? We will have a great time! I even made an itinerary of what we could do!

    2pm: Knock knock jokes

    3pm: Get on this site and furiously go into the comment section of an actual funny joke and spend 1 hour typing 1 paragraph about how meanie weenie it is.

    4pm: Knock knock jokes

    5pm: Riddles

    6pm: Knock knock jokes

    7pm: Knock knock jokes

    8pm (my favorite): Nappy nap time!

    Then we can rest and be good little mittens and go to sleep at 8 fricking (mama says the f word is a nono word) pm like basic female dog bunts (the c-u-n-t word is also a nono word so I used bunts 🤪) and I’ll announce that 6th grade sucks even though I know it’s literally the easiest thing ever and I won’t make pre-algebra in 7th grade because I’ll be held back like the stupid basic female dog bunt 🤪 I am. So wanna come over for knock knock jokes?

    Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup! This "Gwen" character is laying out her evening plans for her pal "Addie", but here's the kicker – it's all a big ol' self-own. She's admitting she's gonna whine about 6th grade (even though it's a piece of cake) and that she's probably gonna flunk out and get left behind. It's like she's saying, "Hey, wanna come over and watch me fail at life?" but with knock-knock jokes sprinkled in. You're so slow, you thought a quarterback was a refund.

    Comments (57)

    • Gwen invite me too! I love telling knock knock jokes for 4 hours because actual funny jokes are meenster weenster level of nono words

    Okay, laughing out loud 🤪🤣😂

    Ayo Gwen did you say, “ cum over to my house” 🤨📸

    It was a typo you sick fuck fäggot

    Sowwy i didn’t mean to say mamas nono words will you pwease forgive me👉👈🥺

    Thank you watersharky I did say it was a typo🤗spaghetti is just stupid and dumb and doesn’t like my world famous knock knock jokes

    You said it was a so called “typo” even though ome is come is no where near um in cum on the QWERTY keyboard, you also called me dumb saying it was a typo, after I typed my comment

    So how could you have told me it was a typo if I already typed my comment before it???

    Ya you dummy tummy we smart wright and you are hard wrong stupid nono word saying female dog bunt🤪

    I thought you guys was supposed to be nice

    So nice is cursing out a stranger for pointing out a maybe typo🤔

    God like usuall these so called “ nice pacifist cunts don’t make any damn sense

    My name is always lower cased and i would never say something like that neither would Gwen. Don't be the imposter of me not cool... Thanks watersharky

    And here I thought you left this site…

    Yet I don’t know who the Gwen was

    Acts just like the real thing

    Oh and as for the spaghetti guy, idk who he is

    So then if this was all fake, who was Gwen

    I’m the real Gwen you stupid mamas nono word saying female dog bunt🤪

    You see, this is why world war 5 started

    Gotta admit, watersharky, it was pretty spot accurate as to how you, Gwen, and addy speak

    Can’t take an offensive joke

    Can you all stop? Spreading hate and being mean like cmon guys, this is a JOKE site for crying out loud. Tell JOKES not hate and lies and making fun of my friends

    Oh wait sorry I forgot, you can’t take an offensive joke

    SEE!! Right there! Spreading hate!!

    Addison shut up this is why you molest children

    Excuse me?

    Why do so many people like to steal my name on here and say inappropriate things?

    Well at least the fake Addison Banks was being kind and trying to stop akeld

    This bunt🤪 is obviously a fake!! Mama would never put up with you!!!!’ I can’t people would try and fake being me

    Diese Website, ich schwöre ... Sie sind alle schwule Fäggots. Verdammt noch mal, nimm dir ein Leben und hör auf, Leute runterzuziehen, weil du ihren Witz nicht lustig fandest. Erraten Sie, was? Die Leute interessieren sich nicht für deine Meinung und sagen schlechte Dinge über dich, weil es urkomisch ist, es dir anzusehen. Wenn Sie mit schwarzem Humor nicht umgehen können, dann gehen Sie. Guter Gott

    This is America, we speak English!! God people think I know Italian!! NOT COOL!!

    Es ist eine verdammte Website im WORLD WIDE WEB, was bedeutet, dass jeder überall auf der Welt sie benutzen kann! Ich bin nicht einmal Amerikaner und ich weiß, dass die Hälfte von Ihnen kein Englisch spricht! Auch Deutsche sehen überhaupt nicht wie Italiener aus, als wir das letzte Mal mit ihnen zusammen waren, haben wir einen Weltkrieg verloren. Schmutzige Amerikaner

    Gwen pegs Xzavier

    You thought I left the site you were right but I come on the site ones every 1 month

    Everyone in this chat chain is on crack. cept who ever was the dude being a dick, he's just a moron

    I strongly despise the coloured

    Disagreeable Partridge

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