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A father is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bed. The daughter says "God bless Mummy and God Bless Daddy and God bless Grandma and good bye Grandad." The father says, "Good bye Grandad? Why is that?" The daughter says, "Just because I felt like it." The next day, Grandad drops dead. The father can't believe the coincidence, but decided not to question it. That night, he listens to the daughter's prayers again. She says, "God bless Mummy and God bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma." The father is shocked again and asks his daughter why, but she says again, "Just because I felt like it." The next day, the Grandma drops dead and now the Father is getting worried but doesn't know what to do, so he tries to forget about it. That night, he listens to his daughter again and she says, "God bless Mummy and goodbye Daddy." The father is now terrified and goes to work the next day sweating, cancels all of his meetings, and hides in his office for the whole day. He doesn't go home and stays there until midnight. He's very surprised. 'I've cheated death!' he thinks to himself, then rushes home. His wife asks, "Where have you been?!" and the husband says, "Oh don't ask me any questions, today's been miserable." The wife replies, "Your days been miserable? Well, listen to my day! Firstly, the milk man drops dead on the porch..."

Comments (45)

when you steal a joke from a fucking discord bot lmao

SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DIDN'T STEAL IT. FUCK OFF AND DONT BE STUPID. JEEZ YOU DONT EVEN HAEV GRAMMAR STUPID. FUCK OFF.

I'm fucking weak over these comments, it's a joke not a dick dont take it so hard lol

why is it always the milk man!?

Calm down .it a joke store, post jokes as much as u want, be free.

Look dude if, you posted a joke that you might or might not have stolen and to be honest I really don't care, however one thing I cant stand is how triggered you are about people talking about your joke. next time, please refrain from taking it out on your viewers, it really takes all the fun out of these jokes.

wait damn the milk man dead

i dont get this joke plz explain

the woman cheated on the husband with the milkman and he was the father and he died because that thing was up to full power and he was giving milk to them and ended up dead so that's what it means hope u understand :)

Lol i love this joke

uhhh ok this is funny but i wanna know the end lmfao

As of it wasnt bad enough-

im dead

someone has got some explaining to do..... That milk man tho

Why always the milkman hahahahaha

I be a bunch of yall didnt even read the whole thing

Hay everyone My name is Carter

GAY WHY UR DAD LEFT FOR THE MILK AND NEVER CAME BACK

Why I'm only 7

OMG is this a real story or is this only made up cuz you're freaking me out

Abby, it’s not real, I know, because that joke is not logical