Anonymous
in Accidental

Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.

“Correct,” says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.

“Correct again,” says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

Comments (31)

THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!! WE NEED MORE DIRTY JOKES LIKE THIS

lollllllllllllllllllllllllll,

HAHAHAHA! This is a masterpiece!

Loll

I like molly's ass

I am coming for u Molly um...um...UMUM

ha!

MOLLY RUN PEDOS CUMING

This is the best thing I have ever read

Gay

hahahaha

hahhahaha da teacher be like: MOLLY OFFICE NOW!!! *molly confused?*

Well what dose the teacher say 🤣

RUBISH

sheesh

I'M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Is that true?

Lol

Lol

lmfao thats gold

more pls

i love this joke

funny but u told it wrong

Id hit the like button but I wanna keep it at 777 🤗

nahhhh man it’s supposed to be little johnny and sally

LOL i love this

LOL ARE U A EGG CAUSE U CRACK ME UP LOL

That would be painful to get your penis split in half

I cant stop laughing for some reason this joke seems suprisingly funny!!!!

Oml I can just imagine the teacher fainting

I think Molly needs to see a doctor about fallen asleep all the time 🤔