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Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day.

Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.

"Correct," says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.

"Correct again," says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"

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Explanation

Molly keeps falling asleep in class, and Jack keeps poking her with a pencil to wake her up. The teacher asks questions about the bible and Molly's outbursts accidentally become the right answers because she yells out 'Jesus Christ almighty' when startled. The last time, the teacher asks what Eve said to Adam, and when Jack pokes Molly, she screams out a different response because she is tired of being poked. It's funny because of the unexpected answers.

Comments (40)

THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!! WE NEED MORE DIRTY JOKES LIKE THIS

lollllllllllllllllllllllllll,

This is the best thing I have ever read

Well what dose the teacher say 🤣

RUBISH

I'M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

more pls

nahhhh man it’s supposed to be little johnny and sally

LOL ARE U A EGG CAUSE U CRACK ME UP LOL

That would be painful to get your penis split in half

I cant stop laughing for some reason this joke seems suprisingly funny!!!!

Oml I can just imagine the teacher fainting

I think Molly needs to see a doctor about fallen asleep all the time 🤔

WTF LMAOOOOOO THIS IS GOLD

thats sus

Schools legaly cant do that the teacher will get fired for not doing dispritionon of religuin and state