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Depression jokesJack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!! WE NEED MORE DIRTY JOKES LIKE THIS
lollllllllllllllllllllllllll,
HAHAHAHA! This is a masterpiece!
Loll
I like molly's ass
I am coming for u Molly um...um...UMUM
ha!
MOLLY RUN PEDOS CUMING
This is the best thing I have ever read
Gay
hahahaha
hahhahaha da teacher be like: MOLLY OFFICE NOW!!! *molly confused?*
Well what dose the teacher say 🤣
RUBISH
sheesh
I'M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Is that true?
Lol
Lol
lmfao thats gold
more pls
i love this joke
funny but u told it wrong
Id hit the like button but I wanna keep it at 777 🤗
nahhhh man it’s supposed to be little johnny and sally
LOL i love this
LOL ARE U A EGG CAUSE U CRACK ME UP LOL
That would be painful to get your penis split in half
I cant stop laughing for some reason this joke seems suprisingly funny!!!!
Oml I can just imagine the teacher fainting
I think Molly needs to see a doctor about fallen asleep all the time 🤔
This is just too funny!
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