Seven-Year-Old Girlfriend

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.

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The humor comes from the twist where the speaker reveals their girlfriend is a seven-year-old, which makes her use of the word 'pedophile' absurd and unexpected. The audience initially assumes the girlfriend is an adult.

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10/10

oof, that stings. XD

5 years later and this jokes still hits harder than my dad's fists against my mom