Johnny Cash jokes
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What's a Mexican's favorite song?
"I Walk the Line."
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Sniffing cocaine?
YES SIRRR!
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.