at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech
People with down syndrome have a specific skill only they have, they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
a man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs then he says to his boss, i cant handle all of this,.
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man? Get a fucking job.
I've done a ton of work today A SKELE-Ton of work
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? -- She was fed up with the hole business.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
