Jimmy Neutron jokes
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
There has to be a connection
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
