Jimmy Neutron jokes
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
There has to be a connection
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
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LMAO
will someone be my valentine
