Jew jokes
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.