Jew jokes

A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”

Q: Name a murderer?

A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.

Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?

A: Jewbacca.

I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.