The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
Jerry Garcia: Iβm going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: Iβm already on it. π―π¦π
Jerry: Whats the best thing about Switzerland Charles: I dunno Jerry: Well the flag is a big plus
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
