The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display. Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfelt's puffy shirt and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
what did jeffrey dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry , i've got ben and jerry in the freezer
"Hey, man do you have any ben and jerry's?"
"yeah I have two of them fresh and preserved in the freezer"
"I meant the ice cream bro..."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? Schweaty balls, or if your Michael Joseph Jackson, tiny balls.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today! Bob Weir: Where are you going? Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Jerry: Whats the best thing about Switzerland Charles: I dunno Jerry: Well the flag is a big plus
