The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
Jerry Jokes
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
Bye bye Jerry!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Jerry Garcia: Iβm going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: Iβm already on it. π―π¦π
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
