Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day. Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first. Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am. Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet. Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you. Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down. Most restaurants are closed at night.. but your legs aren’t. I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out. Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight. Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall. I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately... but I hope it’s you. Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream. Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you. Do you sing in the shower? Because if so I need a private ticket of your concert. Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between. Are you a blanket? Because your on top of me every night. Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7. Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream. I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not. Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down. Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
sometimes i get jealous when i see a gravestone
If a man says you’re ugly, he like you. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to funeral.
Why are emo’s jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Your so fake, Barbie was jealous of you.
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clan jealous
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
your mom is so hairy that kingkong got jealous of her
I get jealous when my phone dies
do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test
I Bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper
i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym