Jaywalker jokes

Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.

Why did I walk across the road?

To get hit by a car.

What did one traffic light say to the other?

"Stop looking, I am changing."

Why did Paul Walker cross the street?

Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!