January jokes

Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?

They're cool and chill.

I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.

It's my New Year's resolution.

A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"

Trump did 1/6.

Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!

A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."

Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?

A: What.