Jackson dog jokes
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.
Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.