Jackson dog jokes

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.

In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.

I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.

Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.

A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.