Ja jokes

Man

Why did the man become stupid?

Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...

Name

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Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.

Peter: "Hi Jack."

Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"

Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"

Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"

Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."

Christmas

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Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?

Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.

Christmas

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Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.

Fat Man

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Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

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