IUD jokes

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.

I groomed 2 minors today.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.

Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.