Italian Renaissance jokes

Occupation

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What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?

An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.

Hitler

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What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

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  • Priest

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    Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

    Mario

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    Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

    He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.