Italian Renaissance jokes
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.