Italian Renaissance jokes
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.