Iss jokes

What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?

Cosmic Brownies.

So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.

1 hour before:

So let me get...

Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!

Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*

What do you call a student in space?

An astrodent.

How ISS greets their friend.

"You the BOMB!"