Iss jokes
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
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So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"