What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Isaac Newton Jokes
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.