Iron Fist jokes

I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!

Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.

Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?

A. By using her equal strength.

I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.

The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.

Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”