Iron Fist jokes

I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!

Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.

I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

...so I threw a dictionary at him.

Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...