Iphones jokes
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Memes
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.