Iphones jokes

Why do orphans get iPhones 11?

Because it has no home page.

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?

"It has no home button."

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.

Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?

There is no home button.

Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?

Because it doesn't have a home button.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

Why do orphans use Samsung?

Because iPhones have home buttons.

Why can't orphans use iPhones?

They can't find the home button.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?

Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?

Because it has no home button.

Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?

A: Because it has no home button.

Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?

Because it doesn't have a home button.

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.

I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."

What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?

Home buttons.